Tuesday, 13 July 2010

  • Banzai water slides: Not your cousin's slip-n-slide

    Last week was pretty brutal here in northern New York state.  Way too hot for my liking.  And guess what Dave and I got to do for six hours on July 4th?  Start re-staining our entire back fence, front and back, with two coats on each side.  (We're not even close to finishing... it's rather depressing.)
    When the day was through, we drove our sticky selves to Walmart to buy a slip n slide.  We got the cheapest one for $10, because all I really wanted to do was lay down on it for half an hour.  It was heavenly.

    The next day at work, we were all bemoaning the uncomfortable weather, and sharing our various solutions for staying cool.  I was rather proud of the cheap slip n slide idea, but one of my coworkers definitely had one better: a Banzai water slide. 
    I'd never heard of it.  When she showed me pictures online, my mouth dropped open in pure amazement.  These things are truly mini water park rides, and you can set them up in your own back yard!  How long have these been around??  Can you imagine the extreme coolness of having one as a kid?  Man.
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    Of course, you pay the price for extreme coolness.  Each of these slides costs $300 and up - way, way up.  It looks like you can buy them through Amazon, Walmart, Target, Toys R Us, the usual suspects. 

    It's the kind of thing I could see spoiled rotten rich kids having, such as 90% of my home town high school student body.  Although in their case, it's a little redundant since they all live on Spring Lake or Lake Michigan anyway.  Their typical birthday presents consist of giant water trampolines and ski-doos (when they're age 13 or younger), and graduate to pontoon boats when they reach high school. 
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    So the typical family profile for one of these water beasts might be one that's miraculously holding on to the pricey suburban way of life, where a Banzai slide is the only way to make their barren back yard stand out from the hundreds of other treeless, taupe households.  Sounds like a waning market to me, but what do I know?  What I do know is unless we win the lottery or a large inheritance, all our kids are getting is a $10 slip n slide.  And they'll like it.

Friday, 25 June 2010

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    7th Heaven: The Complete Tenth Season
    By Stephen Collins, David Gallagher, Barry Watson
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    July is gonna satisfy.

    Last summer was all about home improvements.  The summer before that, moving into our new house.  The year before that... ugh, things were ugly in Wyoming.  Suffice it to say it's been a while since Dave or I enjoyed summer.  But this year promises to be much, much better, and here are all the reasons why:

    First, our 4th anniversary is July 22.  Yikes. 

    Two days after learning that our property taxes went up $120 a month (due to the previous owners' military discount just now wearing off after 2 years), I strolled into a little place called Liliane's Alterations.  Had to find a part-time second job somewhere, and although she wasn't advertising, I just had a feeling.  A calculated, clever feeling.  I've heard that skilled, trustworthy sewers are next to impossible to find in this town.  I was guessing she might be desperate.

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    Thankfully, these aren't my working conditions.

    And she was.  Not long before I noticed the crucifix hanging behind the cash register, the eccentric Vietnamese woman could barely contain her excitement. 
    "I been at de end of my rope for so long, honey!  I work til 10 or 11 o'clock most nights.  I put ad out before, but no one come, or some girls come who tink dey know how to sew, but dey know notting!  Or dey no have patience!  I been praying for so long dat somebody like you come troo my doh!"

    She's friggin awesome!  A chatterbox with mad sewing skills who loves Mary.  Um, Liliane, you're not the only one who thinks this is a match made in heaven.  Seriously.  Could there BE a cooler job?  A cooler boss?  A cooler way to learn wicked sewing skills I'd have to pay high tuition bucks to learn at some fashion institute?  And she's paying me to learn.  So yeah, the rest of this summer - and beyond - will be totally awesome.

    NFP poster Natural Family Planning Awareness Week is comin up, yo.  (Thanks to the USCCB for recognizing the need for such a week.)  It's July 25-31, and I hope to actually have promotional materials ready this year.  So look out, people of northern NY... a girl with graphic design skills and an insatiable need for public speaking is on the loose, and she's not stopping til the message is out!




    Next weekend we take a trip to the big city (Syracuse) and treat ourselves to a movie at the carousel mall theater.  Not just any movie is worth driving an hour each way.  It's gotta be Eclipse.  Tent scene, here we come! 

    Just two days after that, the Community Sponsored Agriculture season officially begins, and we get to pick up our first box o' veggies-n-fruit.  THAT may be the best part of all.  So tired of paying outrageous prices for produce that's rarely fresh.  Mwahaha, I feel a little devilish for cheating "the man"... although I suppose I should be used to it after all the NFP classes we've taught. 
    I dunno, there's something about food that makes it even more subversive.  Next thing you know I'll turn into a crazy conspiracy theorist who stops shaving and builds a bomb shelter.
    Ah well, this summer will be great either way. :)

Friday, 18 June 2010

  • Community Sponsored Agriculture: Would you try it?

    CSA
    A few weeks ago, my husband met someone at a local business conference who shared a very interesting concept with him: Community Sponsored Agriculture (CSA).  It's kind of like Farmer's Market + Food co-op + Poker.
    This website explains it really well.

    It works like this: each spring/summer, you pay a flat rate to participate in the upcoming growing season.  That allows you to pick up weekly portions of locally grown fruits, vegetables, and sometimes meat, poultry, and eggs.  Some CSA's offer different participation levels... we can choose either a 2 or 4-person share (with the former half the price of the latter).  You can use the above link to find farms in your area.

    That weekly pickup continues for several months.  Here in Watertown NY, it begins the first week of July and ends the first week of October.  And there's no way our grocery bill for fresh produce would only be $100 for that span of time.  Not only are we saving money, we're supporting local farmers AND getting organic produce.  This idea has "win" written all over it.

    So I was curious, how many people have heard of this or tried it before?  Were you happy with the quantity & quality of food you received? 

Tuesday, 15 June 2010

  • Southern Hemisphere, here we come

    We learned a few things from our Marquette vacation.  First, that the Paulding Light isn't nearly as bizarre as its visitors.  Second, that Frosty Treats has gone down the tubes in terms of ice cream quality.  And lastly, that we have what it takes to survive at least a week away from home.
    It may sound funny, but you don't realize how significant this is.  Ever since we lived in Wyoming, my subconscious has been holding onto a moderate case of agoraphobia, and this was our first autonomous vacation in which I could challenge it.  Looks like I won!
    That means several possibilities are now quite viable.  Of all the foreign locations from which to choose, we ended up deciding upon Chile.  Here's a rough outline of our train of thought:

    1. We wanted a Spanish destination, since neither of us speak any other secondary language.  I have a strong sense of obligation and integrity when it comes to visiting foreign countries: I should at least be somewhat familiar with the native language.  I'd feel presumptuous and rude expecting locals to know English for my sake.  They really shouldn't have to use English unless they're international businessmen.  Who the heck am I to demand bilingual service?  I'm nobody special.
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    2. Spain might be the obvious first choice for a Spanish-speaking locale, but it's too dry and urban for me.  South America has some of the most, if not THE most, beautiful scenery and natural splendor out of all the continents.  It's bursting at the seams with different land formations, especially in the southernmost region.  Spain has... windmills, I think.
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    3. Not all South American countries are created equal.  Colombia, for instance, scares the pants off us.  Drugs and kidnapping don't spell fun times.  So we wanted a country with respectable police - and Chile's got it.  Their officers take immense pride in their rank and station, and it's said you'll only dig yourself into a deeper hole if you try to bribe them.  Sounds like my kind of people.
    4. The Chilean currency exchange rate goes something like this: $300 Chilean dollars = $0.38 American.  (That's the standard base cab fare.)  So, if you can get past the pricey airfare, the rest of your travel budget should be in the general ballpark of $20.  WIN.

    From reading travel forums online, I've already gleaned a decent amount of info.  You need an International Driver's License to drive in another country.  I feared it would be about as expensive as a passport, and just about as long a process, but it turns out they only cost $20 and your local AAA office can do it for you!  Plus AAA can do currency exchanges.  And traveler's checks.  I have a feeling there are a lot of services we've never tapped into.
    Apparently, avocado is an exceedingly popular sandwich/burger condiment... so much that it's infiltrated their McDonalds menus.  Hilarious. 

    Something I pretty much knew already is that the locals will stare and engage you in random conversations.  Dave says this happened to him all too often during his high school missionary trip in Chiapas, Mexico.  Whereas it annoyed him, I would absolutely love it.  Any opportunity to meet new people AND practice Spanish is okay by me.  Fun, authentic experiences like that can only enhance our trip.  I'll probably cherish those more than the most breathtaking views.

    We'll probably want to avoid the 20,000-foot volcano directly east of the capital, Santiago.  Yeah.
    I also want to discover if it's true that water spins counter-clockwise in the southern hemisphere.  Dave claims it's just an urban myth, and I've heard that it only happens with large bodies of water, but we'll see.

    I've got to research the seasonal climate.  If our summer is their winter and vice versa, just how cold does it get?  Sure, there are "high" travel seasons (I've heard January and February are the most popular), but does that necessarily mean June and July are frigid and miserable?  Must find out.
    Investigating all the cultural and practical aspects of this trip is half the fun.  And if we actually do fulfill it next year, I'd feel amazing.  Nothing's carved in stone yet, but once we get all the information we need, we'll be ready either way. 

Friday, 11 June 2010

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    Showbiz
    By Muse
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    Best Twilight cartoon parody EVER

    As you know, I like to celebrate Fridays with funny picture blogs.  Today's is undoubtedly the best ever... a Twilight parody.  One that fans and haters alike can appreciate.
    The storyboard is concise and uber witty.  How the minimalistic style captures their expressions is sheer comic genius.  As a Magna Cum Laude graduate of NMU's illustration program, I salute this fine piece.